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Honest Abe, Vampire Killer

By  ChrisJen Kelley The killing of a douchebag vampire must be so freeing, so limitless. First of all-who is gonna believe you? Do you honestly think the masses of these mundane humans believe vampires exist? You and I know differently. We live in the real fucking world and we KNOW they most certainly do exist. Secondly...........there is NO crime killing a vampire. No crime at all. The law nor the Bible ( for you religious folks) mentions vampires or the killing of them. SO all my fine fellow Slayers....slash, hack and chop away!  President day has came and went without fail. Why do we have this particular holiday? I know, I know to celebrate our great presidents of the past. One...

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